I love fortune cookies. I love the surprise, secret, suggestive nature of them. I eat the cookie before reading my fortune because otherwise the fortune loses it’s cosmic sway. When eating fortune cookies with a group of people I instruct them that they must do the same… then everyone must take a turn and read theirs aloud, always following up the fortune by saying “…in bed”, because it’s just funny.
But this? This is just not funny.
Of course I, the self-titled Ambitious Procrastinator, would pick ONE fortune cookie from the bin at Wegmans this evening that says “You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.”
Eesh.
