30 Simple Steps to Guide You Through Making and Experiencing a Super (bad) Brownie
By Kyle.
Step 1. Want brownies; refuse to make large pan.
Step 2. Find recipe that makes 8×8 inch pan of brownies.
Step 3. Make brownies.
Step 4. Finish pan of brownies in less than 24 hours.
Step 5. Want more brownies.
Step 6. Repeat steps 3 and 4.
Step 7. Repeat step 5. Feel guilty.
Step 8. Repeat step 3 with modifications to make “healthy” brownies; Replace pan grease and veg oil with coconut oil. (Click here to see benefits.)
Step 9. Repeat step 7.
Step 10. Think like a chemist, plan to make HEALTHY! brownies.
Step 11. Research egg substitute.
Step 12. Consider sugar substitute.
Step 13. Procure necessary substitutions.
Step 14. Repeat step 8 with modifications to make HEALTHY! brownies; Replace 2 eggs with 2 Tbsp ground flaxseed mixed with 6 Tbsp boiling water, (let sit to become gelatinous prior to mixing in). Replace half of sugar with agave nectar. Replace half of all-purpose flour with whole wheat flour.
Step 15. Giggle with excitement while sliding pan of HEALTHY! brownies into oven.
Step 16. Jump to conclusions; start writing “The Super Brownie” blogpost while HEALTHY! brownies bake.
Step 17. Dance around kitchen when HEALTHY! brownies come out of oven looking and smelling like brownies should.
Step 18. Continue dancing while HEALTHY! brownies cool.
Step 19. Taste HEALTHY! brownies.
Step 20. Do not gag.
Step 21. Repeat step 19 with an open mind.
Step 22. Repeat step 20.
Step 23. Consider offering taste to cat to gauge true gag inducing effects.
Step 24. Realize vet bill is not worth amusement factor of feeding HEALTHY! brownies to cat.
Step 25. Let HEALTHY! brownies sit while rethinking blogpost.
Step 26. Repeat steps 21 and 22.
Step 27. Laugh (loudly) and scare cat.
Step 28. Throw away entire pan of HEALTHY! brownies.
Step 29. Pour glass of wine. (Wine fixes everything.)
Step 30. Write honest blogpost admitting that brownie was not just bad, but that it was super bad.
