bug eater available for hire

February 24, 2010

Legitimate Prowess displayed in: bug stalking & catching with consumption (consumption is new skill), mouse stalking & catching without consumption, opening closed doors, feather toy destruction, drooling while purring, leaving evidence trails of fur. Level of Mastery achieved in: being adorable.  (Qualification: 7 lb. pile of fur = adorable.) Hourly rate negotiable.  Also available for parties. […]

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